Apr. 12th, 2021

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So...when I said the LA house was 'nice' I was kind of underselling it. And now I feel like I should show this to you so you don't get there and freak out... Because it's...a lot.

I'll just show some of it to you... )

Also there are two house-keeper elves named Poppy and Boots and they will try to do literally everything for us. I told them not to bother serving me last time and woke up to a full breakfast buffet. They're great, they just- Let's just say when I was reading the Harry Potter books, I really understood where Hermione was coming with the whole 'free the elves' SPEW thing, as white savioury as it is...

If this is too much we can find somewhere else...

Apr. 5th, 2021

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[Friends only]

TBT my Halloween costume last year )

I thought it was pretty brilliant, any way! And minimum effort. It did get me plenty of phone numbers I didn't even bother looking at because I was crushing on a certain Welsh hottie I had met like three days before this.

Speaking of the Welsh hottie, we should have a chat sometime!

Mar. 12th, 2021

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[Text to Iestyn]

Today 10:13 AM
Hi, beautiful. Just checking in.
How is everything going today?
How are you?

Mar. 5th, 2021

[No Subject]

[Text to Iestyn]

Today 12:42 PM
All I can think about is kissing you.
What have you done to me?

Feb. 26th, 2021

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How excited are you for tomorrow?

I was thinking...maybe in a few months, before the baby comes, we should go to California? My family has a place there, and we could go to West Hollywood and see drag shows and eat at Hamburger Mary's and just have so much fun. If we went early in June, Addy could come too if you wanted her to be there!

Feb. 20th, 2021

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[St David]

Mr Ceredig...David? Is there a chance we could talk sometime soon? I'd really like the chance to get to know you better.

Feb. 8th, 2021

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[Friends Only]

I called my parents to tell them I have a boyfriend. I thought they would be pleased I'm doing something other than becoming one with my sofa. Which they might be? But I was distracted when they said "We thought Tinsel was the gay one?"

Yes, parents. Into every generation a Gay is born: one Gay in all the family, a chosen one. They alone will wield the strength and skill to decorate the lounge rooms, bedrooms, and the bathrooms of darkness; to stop the spread of terrible hetero dance moves and the swell of their number. They are the Gay.

Or Tinsel's a lesbian and I'm pan and I've told you this several times over the years. So glad the details of my life are important to the both of you.

But uh...in other life news I didn't tell them in the end, because they don't deserve to hear yet - I'm going to go University in August. I haven't quite decided on what I'll study, but I got accepted to Borough of Manhattan Community College for Behavioural and Social Sciences, and now I just have to decide on my exact course of study.

I'm pretty scared. I haven't done anything like this in- Nah, I haven't ever done anything like this.

Dec. 24th, 2020

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As a rule, the Claus family has grown to dread Henry's Christmas presents, because they are always either terrible or obscene. But at least he enjoys himself!

For his sister Tinsel, Henry purchases a terrifying cherub ornament.

For Merry, he gets her a few obscene candle holders.

For his nephew Alfie, he gifts a Christmas Tree plunger.

For Garland he sends a few minimalist tree decorations that look like butt plugs with the note 'maybe if you removed the stick and inserted these, you'd have more fun!

His sainted mother receives her usual bouquet of flowers and cookies, there's no way he would send her anything obscene. The very idea! But for his father, a lovely stuffed santa getting a blowjob from an elf.

Lastly, he sends the twins a relatively light gift, a Yoda Santa puzzle and Santaur. Which was a little strange because it's his father, but that is why he didn't send it to the family.

Nov. 14th, 2020

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It's that time of year again! When I spam my family group chat with the absolute best Christmas decorations! And by 'best', I mean awful. They're awful and I wish I could see the look on my father's face when he saw these. I can imagine though.

And the 'Henry, please' texts give me life.

Here are some of my favourites! )

Oct. 27th, 2020

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Finally let my sister talk me into cutting my curls and getting my hair styled. To be fair my hair was getting into my eyes and making it difficult to see. So she was right. It does look better now.

She got to choose the salon too. I haven't seen her this determined in a long time.

Jan. 3rd, 2014

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I'm just glad Christmas is over. December is so hectic at home. January is like a nice vacation.

Dec. 9th, 2013

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My birthday happened the other day and now I'm 25. I told my parents to make a donation to charity for my present instead of getting me anything, but I don't think they could help themselves.

Sep. 27th, 2013

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Bio )